Lindsay stands in Los Angeles at the corner of Pico and Sepulveda, holding a giant posterboard announcing the film’s airdate and time. If anyone hands her cash from the windows of their cars, she can keep it, less the cost of the posterboard.
Lindsay gets ten plastic surgery procedures at one time, modifying her face and body to permanently look like Elizabeth Taylor. The Lifetime executives sell the rights to the story to a tabloid, who will exclusively document the transformation, the subsequent regret, and the post-subsequent revision surgeries. At least one headline will read, “LILO’S CUSTOM TAYLOR-ING.”
Lindsay drives her car through a street fair with the airdate of the film written in soap on her back windshield. Producers will hope that victims will see the ad before losing consciousness, and want to watch the film upon awakening from their comas.
Lindsay tattoos the film’s airdate on her index finger, and the next time she’s in court for a probation hearing, she will be required to hold her finger to her mouth in a cheeky manner, allowing photographers to capture it.
Lindsay and her mom stage another domestic violence incident, and in the 911 call, sure to be replayed on every television show and linked to on every blog, she will be required to mention Liz & Dick and the airdate at least twice.
Lindsay appears on an episode of A&E’s Intervention. In the “before she was messed up” montage, at least five close-ups of her in costume from Liz & Dick will appear.
Lindsay enters into a sham marriage with recently divorced actor Danny DeVito. Although it’s not illegal, it’s definitely creepy, thus attracting the attention of the press. The couple, dubbed “De LiLo, will make their first public appearance on the Liz & Dick red carpet, overshadowing the film’s general crumminess.
Building on Lindsay's known obsession with Marilyn Monroe, producers arrange for her to publicly announce a new obsession with Liz Taylor. She will introduce a new fragrance, cosmetics line, assortment of fashion wigs, and a range of self-tanners.