Last-Minute Gifts for ANYONE—Guaranteed!
Mini Robot Vacuum [1]
Perfect for moms with kids, busy professionals, or slobs! Mini vacuum [2], $18
F-Bomb Paperweight [3]
If there’s one thing that unites each American, it’s that we all hate our jobs sometimes. Paperweight [4], $45
Collapsible Lunch Box [5]
It ‘s microwave- and dishwasher-safe, and it’s adorable and easy to transport. If you buy this, hope and pray that you don’t need to give it away. Lunch box [6], $28.95
Pancake Plates [7]
The funnel syrup to the side for less sogging and more dipping. HOW HAS NO ONE INVENTED THESE UNTIL NOW? Plates [8], 2 for $50
Heated Foot Massager [9]
Everyone wants a foot massage. Everyone. You’re a jerk if you don’t give someone this gift. Massager [10], $49.99
Boo, The Life of the World’s Cutest Dog [11]
Here’s a fun test…present your friend with this book, and if he doesn’t like it, you can defriend him in good conscience, because he obviously has no soul.
Book [12], $8.90
Leather Notebook [13]
This says, “I assume that the things you think are worldly and worth writing down.” Even though it’ll just be used for doodling, grocery lists, and bad poetry. Leather notebook [14], $80
Retro Phone Charging Dock [15]
Make charging a smartphone a totally twee experience. Perfect if Zooey Deschanel stops by. Phone dock [16], $48
Bluebird Corkscrew [17]
Fact: Wine tastes better when it’s opened with a bird. It gains notes of feathers and sticks. Corkscrew [18], $16.49
