Leave it to an eight-year-old to put everything into perspective. A father posted the above picture to Reddit  after his astute daughter wrote unexpected responses to a writing prompt. Her thoughts on why it's great to be female: "We have veginas. We get jobs. We are creative. We have stuff that makes us preanet. We have milk in our bobes. We are smart. We have power."
So darling girl, would you like a job here? There's a desk available next to mine. You can teach us about being woman and I can help correct minor spelling errors. Or not. I might start referring to my breasts as bobes, who knows.
I'm gonna go ahead and copy this girl's homework assignment and turn it around to you. What's great about being female? Let me know in the comments below.