One of the most physical tasks a parent is called on to perform is the slicing of the banana. Most of your strength is sapped peeling off its iron-like, chitinous hide. But then lacerating the toughest of fruits takes super-strength. Sure, you might be able to use adrenaline to pick up a car to save your tot, but even with the importance of potassium does not necessarily give you the stamina to perform this awesome task.

Well, now, thanks to to Current there is help. The banana slicer. For only $3, you’ll be able to penetrate the fruity armor of the banana and serve it quickly to the baboons and/or children in your domicile. At 3×10 inches, dishwasher safe, this plastic WMD (Weapon of Musaceae Destruction) will be the perfect addition to your kitchen.

Meconium phun phact: bananas do not grow on trees. They are a giant clumping tropical herb.