Connor Layne has just graduated from high school and is getting married to his sweetheart. When he finds out that his bride to be has dallied with his best man, he makes a scene at the wedding and books the next flight out, ending up in Nicaragua. There he loses his money, his shirt (literally) and possibly his virginity. Instead of heading back to college, he joins a group of practical jokers (again, literal) who are determined to cross the Darien Gap.

Connor is played by the kid that was Francis in Malcolm in the Middle, Christopher Masterson. He’s pretty appealing, as is the rest of the cast - they’re all good looking and fairly charismatic, if a little too clean at times for the task at hand. They do the best they can with the material, save the leader of the group, who sounds too much like Patrick Warburton pretending to be unfunny.

There’s some nice film work of the South American natives and some beautiful footage of Macchu Picchu, but mostly the photography doesn’t offer the kind of heart stopping views that inspire travel. And the writing, oh, the writing! It’s not entirely awful, just clichéd, littered with the kind of revelations that all travelers think are so important. Indeed they are, for the travelers themselves, but for those outside the experience, they’re just the ramblings of a 20 something discovering there’s more to the world than high school, or a stock broker realizing there’s more to life than the pursuit of money, even if it does fund your outrageous adventures. Bully for your revelations. Yawn.

Connor has a terrific adventure. He meets hot, promiscuous Dutch girls, completes an epic task, falls in love with an older woman from a far away place who returns his affections, becomes a travel writer, throws off the chains of a path of domestic predictability to become a planetary vagabond. He lives the fantasy of so many travelers, but why is it so boring?

It’s boring because it’s the fantasy of a 20 year old boy just out of high school. It’s all about Connor’s exploits, not about the places he goes or the people he meets, not really. The back stories for Connor’s companions are flimsy, the history and native culture of the places he visits remain unexplored. Macchu Picchu is nothing more than another pretty place for Connor and his sweetheart to make out. It’s a classic tale.  20 something goes traveling, gets lost, finds love and himself. It’s not a new story and if you’re going to tell it, you have to do so, forgive me, artfully.