“Where are my work pants and work shirt?” “In the laundry basket where you put them.” “Why aren’t they clean?” “Because I didn’t do laundry... Read more >>

My husband told me this once when we were having an argument over his family. In other words he could throw me away at any time, like an object, but defend them. That struck a blow to my heart, I felt... Read more >>

Most of you love when I send my “if I had a blog” stories. For those of you who know me and can hear my “voice,” you will be in stitches. If I had a blog, this is what I would... Read more >>

My husband and I have been married for twenty-nine years. Our last two years have been spent in a non-traditional living arrangement, with him commuting from a work place to our home for long... Read more >>

Bruce loved Mary. He idolized his wife. Nothing made him happier than feeling the warmth of her naked skin next to his. Married for almost forty years, he was looking forward to their... Read more >>

My husband is your typical, average every day kinda guy. What you see is what you get. I like to compare him to Brad Garrett in that commercial where they call him “Mr. Crumudgeon.”... Read more >>

A couple of years ago I watched an episode of Oprah where this mom stirred up all sorts of controversy when she said she loved her husband more than her kids. She didn’t say that she... Read more >>

I’ve decided. I’m going gay or moving to an island inhabited only by Amazon women. You know the place, where Wonder Woman came from. Yes, my mind is made up. I am a... Read more >>

Ask my husband about his family vacations and he will deliver a chirpy recount of playing guitar at beach campfires, sleeping in a pop-up camper, and the frolicking multitude of cousins. My fractured... Read more >>

Trying. What exactly does that mean? In the scheme of this period of life, I expect every one of my girlfriends to call me any second to tell me that she’s preggers with her first, or even... Read more >>