Trouble was brewing in the cereal aisle. And the one about to incur the wrath was me. As my ’tween and teenage sons stood there, it was clear they were about to make their case with... Read more >>

I love you chicken nugget Crispy golden and so small I make you twenty times a week My kids still eat you all ... You’re great with lots of sauces Ketchup, soy, or BBQ Mustard, mayo, duck... Read more >>

  I’ve cracked the code, the code by which elementary school “room mothers” and preschool teachers alike rate the responsibility of parents. Judgment is doled out... Read more >>

So, we ate at McDonalds, because sometimes I can’t be bothered with vegetables and healthy choices. When the meal was over, we made our way to the play area, which as you know, is a conglomerate... Read more >>

After many, many weeks of producing a never ending stream of yellow baby mustard poo, my child went on strike. The parade of gook full diapers had begun to taper off around the seventh week or so,... Read more >>

I never gave much thought about having built-in shopping buddies when we had two little girls. But both girls seem to have inherited both my love of Target and shoes. Yes, there is a God and he... Read more >>

I used to be much more into music than I am now, meaning when I was single and in my 20s, especially, I went to see bands with my roommate every Friday night. I was a faithful SPIN magazine... Read more >>