Did you ever let your mind wander and then try and trace them back to how you ever got to your last thought? Lying down on a cushion on my back porch after dinner trying to drown out the voices of my... Read more >>

 Language is changing. With the internet came a new brand of half-English with staying power. Half-English that, as I discovered last week, has started to make its way out into the everyday... Read more >>

Whenever I smell a cold rectangular pizza or tater tots defrosting in an oven, I’m immediately thrown back to third grade. In those days, Kindles and iPhones were not necessary to keep kids... Read more >>

Some of life’s questions. Why does the jelly side of toast hit the floor when its dropped? Why do you always end up behind slow drivers then get over and end up behind another slow driver?... Read more >>

Remember the days of acne, backne, and braces? When holding hands gave you butterflies and a kiss on the cheek kept you swooning all night long—the days when you were still a virgin? Who wants... Read more >>

We should start an umbrellution.  Pitch your bleak and broken, eye-threatening umbrellas and invest a lil’ love in a vibrant ‘brella with some tang. Transform the sidewalk into a... Read more >>

I’ve only dated a few men that are shorter than me. And when I say “a few” I mean one. Maybe two if I really dig—deep into the Dead Sea perhaps. I have definitely dated a lot... Read more >>

Have you ever done a good deed and didn’t tell anybody about it? I sometimes do good deeds and keep them under wraps. I don’t mean to say I am fanatic do-gooder lurking to spring to... Read more >>

A mystery has been presented regarding several pictures of a previously undiscovered tribe. I am of course referring to this story of what appears to be an unknown indigenous tribe living in the... Read more >>

1. Where are you from?    I am from Marblehead, Massachusetts, a delightful little fishing village near Boston. 2. What is your occupation?    I am an uncommonly gifted... Read more >>