One month today. For those of you not staring at a calendar as closely as I am these days, yes. It’s been exactly one month since Heather and I got on that plane and flew to our... Read more >>

I’m sprawled out on my back, basking in the warm, September sunshine of Chile’s fertile Casablanca Valley. Eyes glazed over, lunch weighing heavy in my stomach, I attempt to summon the... Read more >>

Kidnapped. You’ll be kidnapped. Cartels will kidnap you. Coca and kidnapping, the druglord breakfast cereal. The prize inside the box is you, bound and gagged, wishing you’d gone to South... Read more >>

My idea of an outdoor adventure is being approached by an off-leash poodle at the park near my house. Don’t get me wrong—I love the outdoors. I’m glad it’s there. I just... Read more >>