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E.E. Richards

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E.E. Richards

When I am an old woman I will wear huge hats to church and sit in the front row so that no one behind me can see. I will sing loud - maybe the same hymn, maybe not. I will say exactly what I think, and pretend not to understand when people are offended. I will use my age as an excuse to boss people around, even if I don't know them -(eg. &quot;I'm 95 years old. I could die any minute and you look like you could use the exercise - so give me your chair you stinky little man&quot;)...but for now, this will have to do.<br /> <br /> Read more at my blog <a rel="nofollow" href="http://princessendre.blogspot.com" target="_blank">&quot;Rants In My Pants&quot;</a>. <br />

Stories by E.E. Richards

My husband Derek and I have a standing joke that, although based on stereotypical gender-role assumptions, for us is sadly true. In our marriage...
There are certain life’s experiences that are great equalizers. Death, giving birth (I figured this one out really quickly), leaving a restroom...
Have you ever been going through one of those times of life when you didn’t think things could get much worse? (Like for example having a...
In December of 1982 I turned eight years old. I don’t remember exactly what I got for my birthday, but the smart money says: scriptures and a...
One of the benefits of having more than one child is that it makes it really easy to deflect responsibility for things, which you might rather avoid...