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Stories by Heather Glass

I laughed so hard, I spit out my lunch when I got to the ending of this. Never saw that one coming! Every day, a male coworker walks up very close...
I don’t know the origins of this joke, or who first told it, but a friend sent it to me via email and I couldn’t resist sharing it. My...
We’ve all heard the expression “kids say the darndest things,” but what about adults? Who among us hasn’t delivered (or been...
Recently, I was browsing through the holiday cards at my local Walgreens, lamenting the fact that I’d most likely pull the same well-...
The colorful names in Bond films are merely one of many elements that have made—and continue to make—the Bond enterprise a blockbuster for over forty...
Summer’s here in all its glory, which means I’ve been choosing fresh fruits, vegetables, and the gym over ice cream, French fries, and...
If you’ve thumbed through an issue of Maxim magazine or Men’s Health anytime in the last twenty-five years, you’ve probably read a...
As a kid, my parents were constantly on my case for watching too much TV. If it wasn’t my future education that concerned them (“You...
The Bisous Pure Belgian Chocolate Edible Anus is made from the finest chocolate from Belgium crafted into an eerily accurate replica of an anus. One...
Recently I received one of those annoying email forwards that included a list of things that tell you “you might be a redneck if …...
In a world where we’ve been conditioned to be politically correct and embrace diversity—to not ask a lot of questions when someone goes...
Good friends celebrate your birthday with gifts. Great friends celebrate your break-ups with vibrators. It all started when one of my oldest and...