Jessica Steinberg

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Jessica Steinberg

Jessica Steinberg= Fledgling Domestic Goddess<br /> <br /> This former party girl/hottie is busy raising her two sons, ages 3 and 1, and of course her husband, age 29. The lack of free time, the addition of stretchmarks and the stubborn muffin top to her physique has brought about psychological 180s to Jessica'a rather frail emotional stability. Why am I talking about myself in third person? I don't know, perhaps its my fractured sense of identity, but more likely it's a combination of sleep deprivation, sludge-like coffee and just too much noise for any human being to remain healthy. Well hell, let's turn on the cartoons (they're educational, chill out) and wait for kindergarten! <br /> <br /> PS. I love my children. And I'm grateful I am able to experience the joy and satisfaction of parenthood. Much of what I write will be a big joke, and I hope it remains to be judged in that context. I&nbsp;also hope it brings others like me a few laughs and some hope of a cleaner living room. Have a wonderful day!&nbsp;<br />

Stories by Jessica Steinberg

Desire and confession by a closet fan/psychopath … Mr. Martin, I love you. During the height of your fame, I was in high school, in the...