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Yeah, OK, so I work in a cubicle, what of it? It's small and cozy about 7x7. It's my padded cell and keeps me on the verge of insanity. Luckily, I have a computer to communicate to the world outside my little gray walls to give tiny bits of luscious lucidity. So here I am, live and in person just for you. Live it up and enjoy it, it's gonna be a boisterous ride. I work at an advertising agency, aka...sweatshop, as a Graphic Designer cookin' up some fancy new slogans and catchphrases that you'll one day be repeating as you walk down the street craving for a product that you just saw in a advertisement. Some how for some reason you got to have this and you just don't know why. Well, I know why. Because I must rock at my job and flat out just dropped a bomb in your subconscious. BAM! And, let's just say you go out and buy "said" product and the company gets the returns they're looking for. That, in turn, makes me look good and I get a raise and decide to go out and buy my own "said" product, because my ads are so good that even I have no escape. Ad+Crave+Buy+Profit+Raise=Happy Me. Got it? So the moral of the story is get up and go buy that product you've been craving to and we won't have such a dip in the economy. Problem solved. Oh, and don't forget to recycle. Peace in the middle east, Jonathan

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