Mya Pinion

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Mya Pinion

<p>I have a very sarcastic sense of humor.&nbsp; If I&nbsp;insult someone, I actually like them.&nbsp; For instance, I may say that I hate your shoes.&nbsp; What I really mean is that I am jealous and I want those shoes.&nbsp;</p> <p>I am obsessed with Daniel Craig, Gerard Butler, Collin Firth&nbsp;and Matthew MacFadyen.&nbsp; They are on my list of men that I will stalk and have sex with before I die and I don't care how old I am (they can't run when were a hundred).&nbsp; If ever the you see a story about an American woman who was placed under arrest for licking the screen during one of&nbsp;their movies...it was totally me.&nbsp; See what happens&nbsp;from lack of sex?&nbsp; I would&nbsp;totally hurt&nbsp;one of them and break&nbsp;him in two.&nbsp;&nbsp;He would be begging and clawing out&nbsp;of the room.&nbsp;</p> <p>Just remember, that on November 7, 2008 Quantum Solace (James Bond) is coming out.&nbsp; Please keep me away from the theatre or any Hollywood premieres involving Daniel Craig.&nbsp; He wants me, he just hasn't accepted it or met me yet.&nbsp; Maybe I should go find one of his homes and lay down in front of the gate.&nbsp; All I want to do is&nbsp;touch his.chest.&nbsp;</p> <p>Matthew is married.&nbsp; I fell in love with Matthew during the scene in the movie Pride and Prejudice when he told me that he &quot;loved, loved loved&quot; me and did not wish to spend one more day without me.&nbsp; Yes, Kiera Knightly was actually in the scene, but he was really talking to me.&nbsp; Did you know that they cut out the scenes when he kept saying: &quot;Mya, I love you.&quot;</p> <p>Colin and I began dating at the end of Bridgett Jones when that hussy Renee was kissing him.&nbsp; He opened his jacket to keep her warm.&nbsp; I wished it was me.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p>Anyways, that's me.&nbsp; Mya.&nbsp; That's who I am currently&nbsp;dating,&nbsp;although they don't know it, nor do they&nbsp;know me.&nbsp; Do you think I should buy a dress soon for my imaginary wedding?&nbsp; If I had to choose between&nbsp;the&nbsp;four, I would choose Gerard.&nbsp;&nbsp;Only because,&nbsp;I would love to&nbsp;smell the sweat that glistens on his body.&nbsp; Maybe he would let me towel him off during one of his action scenes.&nbsp; Hmmmmmm&nbsp;it's getting warm in here.&nbsp;&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p> <p>&nbsp;</p>

Stories by Mya Pinion

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