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Stories by Sage Romano

In my teens and twenties, I relished the sun. I splayed myself under it every chance I got, encouraging my skin to turn a nutty brown, bragging about...
For me it’s Simple Minds’ “Don’t You Forget About Me,” from The Breakfast Club. Every time I hear that...
One of my most frequent white lies is my response to the reflexive greeting “Hey, how’s it going?” or “How are you?”...
Consumers are concerned with pesticides in their produce, preservatives in their food, and high fructose corn syrup in their drinks. But what about...
You may not have noticed through your Zyrtec-induced haze that spring is right around the corner. You can tell because of the obnoxiously pink-and-...
The first of my many, many time-wasting activities takes place each morning with repeated manipulations of the snooze button on my alarm clock,...
It wasn’t until I was introduced to the magic of an MP3 player that I considered headphones an indispensible item in my array of tools for...
I used to bartend at a rough-and-tumble, punk-rock dive bar whose patrons specialized in energetic brawls and other combative physical exertions....

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