Sarah Maizes

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Sarah Maizes

Sarah is a freelance writer, comedian, and single mother of three (that includes twins...EEP!).<br /> <br /> She is founder of &quot;<a rel="nofollow" href="http://www.MommyLiteOnline.com" target="_blank"><em><strong>Mommy Lite</strong></em></a>&quot; (www.MommyLiteOnline.com), a humor site &quot;for moms and dads with short attention spans,&quot; and her work has appeared in <em>Los Angeles Magazine</em>, on <em>More.com, HybridMom.com, ParentsAsk.com, TruuConfessions.com, TheWellMom.com,</em><em> Shine.com and Autisable.com (</em>a website for parents of children with Autism).&nbsp; <br /> <br /> She has appeared on <em><strong>ABC News </strong></em><em>&quot;Moms Get Real,&quot;</em><em><strong> NPR's </strong>&quot;Tell Me More&quot;<strong>, </strong></em>and in the sold-out show, <em><strong>&quot;Expressing Motherhood.&quot;</strong></em><br /> <br /> Sarah's second humor book, &quot;<em><strong>Got Milf?&nbsp; A Modern Mom's Guide to Feeling Fabulous, Looking Great and Rocking a Minivan</strong></em>&quot; will be published by Berkley in Spring 2011.&nbsp; <br />

Stories by Sarah Maizes

As his mother turned out the light and said goodnight, the boy burrowed under his shark motif covers and twisted the tattered soft strip of cloth...
My nephew is a moron. This isn’t a judgment call. It’s just that he’s eleven and he’s a boy. Hence, he’s a moron....
The “family bed.” Do you know what this is? It’s how psychologists refer to your bed when your children sleep with you. It’s...
I love you chicken nugget Crispy golden and so small I make you twenty times a week My kids still eat you all ... You’re great with lots of...
I got a call today. I didn’t pick up the phone because I was napping, but the answering machine is right next to my head ... so I heard the...
I took a bath yesterday. This was simultaneously hilarious and offensive to my kids. They must have been searching for a solid ten minutes when...
My toilet is booby-trapped. There have been clues all along, but I just put two and two together. Every time I sit down on the toilet, my kids...